Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I think i got beer on your cat.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
