I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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