Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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