Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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