just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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