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(203): View more from Connecticut

he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave

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(765): View more from Indiana

just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.

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(951): View more from California

Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.

(773): View more from Illinois

We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.

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(541): View more from Oregon

11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."

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(714): View more from California

That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place

(516): View more from New York

Be outside in 5

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