Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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