office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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