@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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