you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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