yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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