if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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