Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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