I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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