I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
only you would photoshop your dick
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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