i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Alive.
So much puke
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
there is puke in my bra ... again
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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