i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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