oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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