I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
