everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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