In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
