A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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