i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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