you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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