What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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