hotel room ftw
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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