and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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