Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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