that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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