i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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