what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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