at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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