And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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