I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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