I'm really into asian looking animals
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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