No awkward lesbian experiences without me
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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