So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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