I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
