how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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