Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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