as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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