I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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