id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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