If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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