I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Please don't give away my fajitas
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