I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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