I think I died a long time ago.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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