Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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