He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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