Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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