ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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