i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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